
A creative writing teacher suggested to me that I start my writing sessions with the exercise, I am the_______that________s.
So I do, and the results are fun:
I am the phone that rings,
I am the flower that sings.
I am the tide that turns,
I am the bird that burns.
I am the sauce that sasses,
I am the metal that brasses,
I am the cheese that melts,
I am the singer who belts.
Heh! It's like coming up with variations of "________is the new black."